• How it actually went down…
  • When I go to the mall and hear teenagers talk…
  • To the people who kept us up all night…
  • Oh, cookies…
  • Church mice
  • You’re my best friend…
  • But it’s my Nutella…
  • Deaf girls…
  • Not bad, Bill
  • Bender
  • What if?
  • And you’ll never eat Oreos the same way again.