• The resemblance is so uncanny…
  • Chuck Norris gets bitten by a cobra…
  • My parents all the time…
  • There are traps for everyone…
  • Who you really like…
  • Curiosity reviews Mars…
  • On a safari, looking for lions…
  • Silly humans, they believe anything…
  • Recommend me a book
  • Look at my nails. They’re fabulous!
  • Trust me, I’m a lion
  • Buy a ship…