• The main reason I can’t trust anything…
  • When people ask me about my weekend…
  • Drop something while in bed…
  • $400 per week…
  • Don’t let it happen
  • If a person is born deaf…
  • Real world Pokemon
  • Friendship between males is a strange, strange thing
  • Parents will do anything for their kids
  • This is why we can’t have nice things
  • It just happens
  • Never pass out in a garage