• Get me a newspaper…
  • More manly than you’ll ever be…
  • My doctor’s orders…
  • When my parents leave me for the weekend…
  • The hot crazy scale
  • Siri…
  • How Phones Should Work…
  • Tough times
  • Gigantic slug
  • You see a clue… where?
  • I’ve had just about enough of this
  • I broke my leg