• You only tweet once…
  • You have done it again…
  • That photo of yourself…
  • That must have hurt…
  • Hi there human, welcome to Australia…
  • Not you buddy…
  • It’s Friday the 13th…
  • Focus on the important things
  • Different types of alarm clocks
  • If I do this, can I come in?
  • That desperate moment…
  • I think that deserves a high five