• Read before talking…
  • Someone needs to invent it…
  • Still a better vampire than Edward Cullen…
  • Saw this sign at my local BBQ restaurant…
  • Playing Pizza Roulette…
  • Zombie Wedding Photographs
  • Gone are those days
  • What graduation will probably be like
  • Love is a drug
  • It’s the hat
  • My least favorite publication
  • A gecko’s version of blinking