• My job is…
  • They’re so much better…
  • In case of miracle…
  • No wonder everyone laughs when I order tacos!
  • Person is typing…person is typing…
  • I’m sorry, honey…
  • There’s an app for that too…
  • Phantom Corsair, 1938
  • Bowser in real life
  • Am I doing this right?
  • Statutory rape
  • Worst moment of my childhood