• When proper English won’t work…
  • When my ex calls to say she wants me back…
  • When you have company over…
  • Hey Ma!
  • Fair trade
  • Read a real book
  • What does this switch do?
  • Hey Listen…
  • Yup, that sounds about right
  • You’re a pottery wizard, Harry
  • Underwater campfire
  • Boink!