• Always check who you’re texting…
  • I am your father…
  • To the guy who stole my tomatoes…
  • Too lazy
  • You are in for a surprise…
  • Trolling in the deep
  • Mexican SWAT Team
  • Me Gusta
  • America is not at war
  • This thing. I need to buy it now.
  • Breaking up
  • This happens EVERY SINGLE TIME