• Just a dog with eyebrows…
  • Most important decision of your life…
  • Ultimate Religious Burn…
  • Just because you’re mad…
  • I’m gonna tell your mom
  • The Milky Way, as seen from Italy
  • How I feel when the person I like accidentally brushes my elbow…
  • It’s uncanny
  • Benefits of being a father
  • Just saving a life. No big deal.
  • Don’t discriminate
  • What I use the TV for