• Scumbag construction worker
  • When I say something clever…
  • Your band will never be as awesome as theirs
  • WebMD doesn’t mess around…
  • I’m a LEGO
  • Crawling in my beer…
  • The ultimate in troll parenting
  • Girls, please…
  • When I wake up and smell my mom cooking bacon in the morning…
  • Never know when these will come in handy…
  • I didn’t edit it…
  • Brothers