• Please let this happen to me…
  • All men are the same
  • You probably didn’t know this works
  • And the awesome dad award goes to…
  • Simpler Times…
  • When I feel motivated to do something…
  • Every time I see the battery indicator…
  • He is real…
  • I see what you did there, Disney…
  • What a star looks like when it dies
  • It’s still alive
  • Zakk Wylde being a badass