• When I look for my car in a parking lot…
  • Pull up your pants…
  • Butt-head always has the right response…
  • One of the best love stories
  • Nice try, McDonald’s employers…
  • Subliminal Messaging
  • Why I don’t share everything on Facebook…
  • Oh hey, you’re home!
  • How I imagine Kanye West
  • Clever bags
  • Sleeping with my girlfriend
  • Body type: Reversible