• Go home boat, you’re drunk…
  • On a scale of 1-100…
  • Not anymore…
  • Eternal War
  • It’s thirsty work being the doctor…
  • Oh Arnold my love!
  • If a scientist created another universe…
  • When my girlfriend falls asleep while spooning…
  • The Big Bang Theory cast with Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Who’s your daddy?
  • Oh crap!
  • Nope, no Iraqis but I do see a squirrel