• I’m safe…
  • They will always help you…
  • A very common first world problem…
  • Superficial things are insignificant
  • Titanic best case scenario ending
  • Did you hear about Oxygen…
  • When your teacher is a woman
  • Buy me flowers first, bro…
  • Every House episode summed up…
  • Accidentally famous
  • You messed with the wrong tortoise
  • Smart girl