• Roses are grey…
  • Average Apple Fan…
  • I can’t stay…
  • Want to date my daughter?
  • Biggest. Lie. Ever.
  • Just to chill…
  • When women ask you for your opinion…
  • A boatload of marines loading a helicopter mid-flight
  • So that’s what they meant…
  • Two minutes of class left…
  • Facebook poll
  • Brilliant idea for Valentine’s Day