• This cat is prettier than most humans…
  • Pretty much the greatest thing ever
  • If you were in my novel…
  • Tiny dinosaur
  • May God have mercy on our souls
  • How adulthood works
  • Mmmm, nope…
  • After someone tells me they haven’t seen ‘Fight Club’
  • Your PIN number
  • You don’t choose who you fall in love with
  • Why the long face?
  • Royal smackdown