• Nighttime Space Shuttle Launch
  • When I see people wearing low crotch pants…
  • It’s not an excuse…
  • There’s treasure inside
  • I wasn’t mad…
  • Say it fast…
  • Slow down turtle…
  • I ate a guy
  • My reaction to every overheard conversation on the bus
  • Daves 4 life!
  • Dear Hollywood…
  • I’ve raised him well