• Jesus, clean your mess!
  • Things that can change a woman’s mood…
  • Camels vs. Men
  • Quitting Facebook…
  • Make me a sandwich
  • New Wi-Fi Password…
  • Got it, human?
  • When I need to wake up early…
  • Don’t talk to me…
  • He loves me, he loves me not
  • Know the difference
  • One of magic’s greatest secrets revealed…