• New book title…
  • Bring your daughter to work, everyday…
  • Just a little FYI…
  • Now it all makes sense…
  • Are you short sighted?
  • Story of my life
  • Coolest stat ever
  • I’m drinking my juice, you have a problem with that?
  • Iron Man
  • Run Kids!
  • Silly bird, that is not a hat. You’re not even a person.
  • Being unemployed