• The last person I kissed was…
  • Should I go to the gym?
  • Vampires and Pirates…
  • Who’s to blame?
  • Easily the most badass parent + child costume ever…
  • The fastest way to sell a boat…
  • The worst analogies ever written in a high school essay
  • When someone calls ‘shotgun’…
  • My favorite exercise
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