• You’re bipolar?
  • Surprise me…
  • It’s a conspiracy…
  • If you can’t afford Puma…
  • I secretly hate it!
  • Reasons to watch Underworld
  • Definition of ‘oh crap!’
  • Siri knows the answer to all man’s problems…
  • Getting kicked in the nuts…
  • Why won’t you open?
  • High five!
  • How work makes me feel