• My family is sending me a message…
  • Browsing the Internet at 3:00 am…
  • Office sleeping bag
  • So I’m at Walmart…
  • A very polite milk carton…
  • Anything could be a spider…
  • Don’t sit on the keyboard?
  • Subliminal Messaging
  • Awesome Physics teacher
  • It’s an action movie, I swear…
  • There’s nothing like cold, hard, cash…
  • Happens every morning…