• Elf on the shelf…
  • Pigeons…
  • Hipster Beethoven
  • Misunderstood Zombie
  • The best neighbor in the world…
  • If Lassie was a cat…
  • No, seriously. Promise.
  • My Christmas decorations are ready
  • You better know how to play it
  • Wha… what the hell is this?
  • Joe doesn’t have AIDS.
  • Best. Motorcycle. Ever.