• When someone praises me…
  • I need a future
  • Procrastinating…
  • Snoopimorphs
  • How could you, Charmin? I trusted you…
  • Facebook told me…
  • Everyday at work…
  • The odds
  • People nowadays
  • I’ve got your finger, prepare to meet your maker!
  • Holy crap, he’s real!
  • Every time I use the garbage disposal…