• The problem with capes…
  • Bless your soul, Robert…
  • You may say my life is exciting…
  • A sign in my local dog park…
  • Someone invented the Internet?
  • The new Cadillac
  • I make music for ears
  • Fencing
  • How I feel after a night of drinking…
  • Genius cab driver
  • Why aren’t you helping me? FINE! FIRE FOR EVERYONE!
  • Okay, now gimme a push.