• Christmas Vacation…
  • Hell yeah…wait, what?
  • Things I say while I’m driving…
  • When I get invited to a wedding…
  • Scumbag Pet
  • The awkward phone check…
  • Dedication to the art of trolling…
  • One of Microsoft’s biggest lies…
  • I’m thinking of buying a monkey…
  • What Amy Winehouse used to look like
  • Brains!
  • You know it’s bad when new toys are making Barbie look fat