• So that’s why the chicken crossed the road…
  • See you in hell
  • Just your average protester…
  • Dangerous noms…
  • Why I don’t like water…
  • Kill it with fire…
  • When I find good music…
  • When women ask you for your opinion…
  • When you spell a common word correctly…
  • Exercise while you eat
  • It’s time to change
  • Oh Facebook friends… you so innocent