• Melting Salvador Dali watch…
  • Ever hit anything?
  • They appear out of nowhere…
  • Was looking at a map of the Middle East when I realized…
  • When the office’s door closes…
  • Every time I see Usain Bolt running…
  • Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk
  • Cast of Lord Of The Rings, looking young
  • When I drink too much…
  • A pro at picking up chicks
  • Spiderbro
  • I’m a sign