• One job. You had one job…
  • Now you know why they call them eye teeth…
  • There are times when you need to call Spock…
  • Only in Walmart
  • Fairy tales’ differences
  • When a man asks for a sandwich…
  • We’re Scientists
  • I haven’t seen any…
  • Average day…
  • When I was little…
  • Lion Shirt
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