• It gives you wings…
  • Seriously, trust me…
  • Only in Soviet Russia…
  • It’s not difficult to make a woman happy…
  • That explains everything!
  • When girls go to the bathroom together…
  • Disregard family photo…
  • Whenever I drink Scotch to look like a man…
  • Pet loyalty
  • Jewish Instrument
  • Emoticons
  • Kid’s playground