• People are weird…
  • People being awesome…
  • To keep from offending people when breastfeeding in public…
  • I haven’t seen him…
  • Every cute girl
  • How it feels to be the sober one at a party
  • Kangaroo doesn’t care
  • I’ve called it Kevin
  • The key to life
  • Rinsing a spoon
  • A gecko’s version of blinking
  • My Butt is Big