• Strolling through Jerusalem when…
  • Remove yourself from the world…
  • When I see a spider and it suddenly moves…
  • That’s my boy…
  • I’m awkward either way…
  • Ladies, do me a favor…
  • Time to go home…
  • You must…
  • If you repeat a lie…
  • When I open a link and it’s something scary that makes me jump…
  • Some people just want to see the world burn
  • I found this in my fortune cookie