• When my parents try to fix a Computer…
  • Things to do before I die…
  • Your actions have consequences…
  • When I tell people I don’t drink coffee..
  • Every damn time
  • Crow sledding down a roof
  • Aw yiss
  • Maybe one day
  • When they put too much mayo on my subway…
  • Hurricane Irene
  • I think someone kept their ring
  • America wins the battle against terrorism