• Feeling old now?
  • 9.69 seconds…
  • Seven years of bad luck…
  • When I’m home alone…
  • How I flirt…
  • Whenever I hold the door open for others
  • Hangover dog
  • Pokemnemonic Devices
  • Strawberries dipped in yogurt, then frozen…
  • Black cats only
  • First off, I am a cat.
  • Waiting for breakfast