• I asked for money this Christmas…
  • Scar: The Ultimate Villain
  • Well, if you insist…
  • You are never too old…
  • Some things are forever…
  • Forget the dislike button…
  • My bed every night
  • When my girlfriend falls asleep while spooning…
  • Let me tell you a story…
  • Not cool, ostrich, not cool
  • In recovery…
  • Every time I was bored…