• Still no sign of intelligent life…
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  • Dear opportunist…
  • Consider a new diet
  • Suddenly, I was in trouble…
  • Definition of ‘Holy Crap!’
  • Evil Directors…
  • Ron Swanson
  • Hipster
  • Being romantic…
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