• Cats and rain just don’t mix…
  • Guns don’t kill people…
  • Shut up
  • All my doubts have been cleared up…
  • Me, being a scumbag before birth
  • How I mostly feel at parties
  • Mom, please stop…
  • Jesusing
  • Baby, let’s go…
  • Elmer spots a duck face
  • I’m glad you’re up
  • Dad!