• My burger brings all the boys…
  • I don’t always smile…
  • After I yell at my dog for barking at another dog…
  • Tell your parents you love them while you still can
  • Scumbag audience at every concert you’ve been to…
  • Dad gives the most excellent advice
  • Yeah, you know what’s up
  • A lot has changed
  • Owner of the most famous hill in the world
  • Much more dignified
  • Every time I invite people over…
  • Wishful thinking

12 May, 2011 in Funny | 2 Comments


  1. Savi

    11:18 pm

    Go back to India! …Am I doing it right?

  2. omega

    6:46 am

    No, he’s a native, he belongs here more then anyone else.