• Go home dog, you’re drunk…
  • Sleeping makes everybody look cute
  • Please stand up if you’re dumb
  • Every episode of The Walking Dead
  • Intimidating Dora
  • Meanwhile, in Jamaica…
  • Children’s books don’t mess around nowadays…
  • You fall in love because…
  • My dad is being a prick
  • More wishes!
  • Are we talking about the weather, or my ex-girlfriend?
  • The best part about being in a sorority…