• You start like this…
  • George Waaashington…
  • Mention good things about beards…
  • When a baby stares at you…
  • I do this every year…
  • Go out and get some sun they said…
  • Hating yourself…
  • That wasn’t clever
  • Almost there…
  • Who’s there?
  • Teddy Roosevelt was a badass
  • Screw this, I’m not having a bath