• It’s so simple…
  • Same thing…
  • What soldiers do in their free time…
  • The Pumpkin Centipede
  • Nothing else to do…
  • After I yell at my dog for barking at another dog…
  • When people can’t spell ‘cologne’
  • First thing I’d do with a Portal Gun…
  • The Pug Rider
  • When I get sad…
  • The average city biker
  • Mam, can I borrow your fire?