• It’s too bad…
  • It’s not that I’m fat…
  • Free Window Cleaning Service
  • Oh, my tail is fancy!
  • 4:04 AM
  • Not to worry, just a burrito
  • This is why you don’t mess with him
  • I told you…
  • My Christmas decorations are ready
  • How I felt when Congress said pizza is a vegetable
  • Solar powered clock
  • Your parrot is adorable!