• I don’t think I really know what I’m doing…
  • What do you call a Mexican…
  • What do you fear?
  • Eyes playing tricks on me again…
  • The first divorce directly related to the 9/11 attacks…
  • When you’re in the back seat and the front windows are down…
  • Argon walks into a bar.
  • How I wish I could handle telemarketers
  • How you know it’s getting cold in Portland
  • Marriage
  • Yes, yes…her soul will do
  • 90′s Barbie vs 00′s Barbie