• When people ask me about my weekend…
  • He’s the most evil one…
  • That’s actually a good question…
  • Chill dude…
  • Over confident ginger
  • This was a miserable failure on my part…
  • Scumbag audience at every concert you’ve been to…
  • They’re real!
  • I may be old…
  • Jeremy Lin’s comeback
  • Pac-Man trap
  • The most intelligent thing ever said on Toddlers & Tiaras