• Hmm…that looks delicious…
  • Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • Destroyed friendships…
  • Expert at camouflage…
  • Oh, would you look at that…
  • How Microwaves Work…
  • It’s coming…
  • Paper jam
  • Good lord…
  • Sonogram wars
  • God was running out of ink when he made the Badlands…
  • A typical summer afternoon