• The resemblance is so uncanny…
  • What happens to my head at least once a day…
  • How a 1-year-old perceives objects found around the house
  • The end of an era…
  • You found my weakness!
  • Dr. Cooper
  • How my girlfriend feels when she’s trying to sleep and I want sex
  • Never agree to babysit the neighbors kids again
  • In case of emergency…
  • Did you just say… vet?
  • Holly s***, my favorite!
  • Just in case