• For one minute…
  • Elephants never forget…
  • Hey brain…
  • Show it to me…
  • Butt-head always has the right response…
  • I scream the same way…
  • The difference between the good guys and the bad guys
  • Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?
  • Too much testosterone
  • Next time your friend leaves their iPhone out…
  • She takes a what, where?
  • This is Texas right now