• Pass me that thing…
  • As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • Swollen knees…
  • Teletubbies
  • Hey wake up, I’m hungry
  • Thriller Cat
  • My version of flirting
  • How I slowly destroy my headphones
  • What? Just get on the plane!
  • What an interesting comparison
  • The Santa trap
  • How I feel when I leave my cellphone at home