• Found this in a bookshop…
  • Allow me to introduce you…
  • Ghetto Fire Extinguisher…
  • Finally found them…
  • I should have trained…
  • Most Horrifying face swap ever…
  • Roses are red, violets are blue…
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • Sincerely, friendzoned guys
  • Um, what’s going on back there?
  • Average day…
  • Socks for Christmas