• Toaster with handwritten messages…
  • Just when I thought I would coast through work today…
  • Every time I go out to dinner…
  • After I get paid…
  • Bear Grills…
  • What NOT to name your child
  • Professional Clown
  • Human! I think I reinvented the wheel!
  • Boo!
  • Wanna get some fried chicken?
  • Want!
  • Hey, it’s over