• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • You’re a genius…
  • X-Box Control-Her
  • Missing a Popsicle?
  • Watermelon Lion
  • Growing a mustache…
  • Turnip Rock, Port Austin, Michigan
  • Girls, stop complaining
  • Nice try human…
  • Where I think my co-workers are when they don’t show up for work
  • This is beyond pole dancing
  • Proof that girls are evil